I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
My dick has a subreddit
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Can you repeat that, but with context?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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