Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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