i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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