you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
why is half of my head shaved?
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