I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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