ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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