she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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