it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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