no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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