I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Are we still banned from the library?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just want to make out with him forever
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
