2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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