Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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