do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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