And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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