You're completely useless in the revolution.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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