I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
