is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Text me some of your sweat
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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