So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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