but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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