She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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