In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
barbara walters just said penis...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
