When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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