they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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