Well douche your snatch and let's go!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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