Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
is that a dick in a sweater?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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