please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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