i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
you inspire me to be a worse person
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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