that's an acceptable place to lick
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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