HIV tests are more positive than that guy
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
that is very illegal...i love you.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
