We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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