I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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