Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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