i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
