Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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