Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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