I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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