it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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