a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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