I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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