You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
well, you know. whores of a feather.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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