The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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