Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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