to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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