Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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