Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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