You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
