i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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