i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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