You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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