Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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