OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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