But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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